I felt an odd tingling sensation come over me as she 
grabbed my hand.  It felt almost like the time I accidentally zapped 
myself playing with electrical thingies.  I was too concerned about 
the sensations going on with my hand to notice anything else that 
was happening.  I guess I missed the whole floorshow because when I 
did look up I was standing in front of the gates to the Labyrinth.  
I guess it was too much to ask to get the farie lady to drop me in 
the center of the Labyrinth...but I was a big girl, I had my comfy 
combat boots on....wait...combat boots....when I left my dorm room I 
wasn't wearing combat boots.  I looked down at myself to see that my 
clothes had changed.  I was wearing my favorite little black dress 
(it's a slut dress, and that's why it's my favorite) my neon pink and
 black striped tights and my best pair of knee-high combat boots. 
 The Labyrinth may try to fuck with you around every corner, but at 
least you get to dress cool!  I proceeded to skip on towards the main
 gates of the labyrinth when I kicked something and fell head over 
heels.  Graceful as a stumbling ox, that's me.  I had tripped over 
one of those annoying little fairy's that Jareth kept around the
 gates....I didn't want to pick it up.  Any person who knows their 
labyrinth history knows that that little thing will gladly bite a 
chunk out of anything that gets near them, but a promise was a 
promise....and I was on the negative side of the ledger with the 
fairy lady.  

I picked up the little thing and held her by the scruff of her neck 
so she wouldn't use those little teeth on me.
"Look, don't bite me.  I didn't mean to kick and fall over you" I said 
to the squirming little thing.  Was it just me or was she wearing a 
skimpy little outfit?

"I have to bite you!  It's my job!  He'll throw me to the bad 
smelling place if I don't bite you"  Her voice was little and tinny, 
I had to strain my ears just to hear her.
"Who?  Pig boy?" I asked.
"N..n...no.  His Royal Highness Jareth, the goblin king" The little 
git was so frightened it was stuttering.
"Yup.  Pig boy.  He won't mess with you.  I promise.
"H..h..how do y...you know?"
"I know chicky.  Trust me.  Jareth-baby's just an old softy."  I 
smiled to myself thinking of snoopy.  "Look, do you want to come 
with me and extract some revenge on the king of slime that lives in 
yonder castle?"  I asked her.  Hey, never look a gift fairy in the 
mouth.
"Do you really mean that?"
"I wouldn't have asked if I didn't mean it"  Poor little thing was 
scared out of her wits.  If that twit Sarah had been nicer to the 
faries maybe they would of helped her instead of biting her.
I plopped the fairy on my shoulder and we headed towards the gates.
This time with out the skipping and the falling flat on my face.

P.S. Jareth, I'm sorry to keep referring to you as a pig, wait.  
No I'm not. I'm enjoying it very much.  Prepare to get your just 
desserts m'lord!