Another round robbin...this time it's thanksgiving and
Jareth has no where to go, so who better to annoy than his worshiping
listinans.

What a way to start thanksgiving.   I get to wake up in 
my boyfriend's bed and spend a few hours with him before going to see
 my psychotic family.
Yay.  I'm just so thrilled to see them.
I mean, I just saw them about 6 months ago, can't they just wait 
until Christmas?
I was just about to roll over and bury my head back into Dan's chest 
when I saw glitter.
Glitter.  At 4am.  There's something not right about that.  I knew 
what this meant
Pig-boi.  Come to play.
I sat up and glared at him.  "What do you want Jareth!" I hissed at 
him "Don't you dare wake Dan up!"
"So this is your new boi lady del…an improvement over your last one
 I see."  
He leered at me evilly.
"Which one pig-face?"  I admit, he had my curiosity with that one.  I
 wanted to see just how much he knew about my sex life.
"Well there was that Matthew person…what do you call him?  Black 
crayon or Goth as f-" He didn't get to finish that sentence as I 
slapped my hand over his mouth. 
"I'm not calling him that anymore!"
"Well, I did approve of him at first, but he did look better in your 
clothes than you did….now about that Chris character….I think a dip 
in the bog of eternal stench would help to improve his manners in 
treating my ladies."
I rolled my eyes and agreed with him silently.  A dip into the bog 
would have helped Chris a lot.
"But he did have some lovely attributes…much like your friends Jude 
and Marc there….they have such lovely d-"  More of me slamming my 
hand over his mouth.
"Eyes, they have very lovely eyes Jareth."
"And now this one here.  Dan is his name, right…does he have the same
 attributes as the rest of your boi's?"  Jareth began to lift the 
blanket that covered Dan and I so he could get a good look at things 
that I DID NOT want him to see.
Thankfully just as Jareth was about to yank the blanket off and 
expose Dan and I Dan's roommate Lauren wheeled herself in to the 
room with her electric wheelchair.  She looked at Jareth a bit oddly.
"Is there a problem here Del?"  She asked still staring at Jareth.
"Not really Lauren…unless piggy over here wants to finish what he 
was doing".
Jareth began to back away slowly as Lauren began to wheel herself 
over towards him.  She had an evil glint in her eye. 
Suddenly Jareth jumped up into the air, grabbing his foot and jumping
 around.
Lauren had run it over in the wheelchair.
"She has no qualms about running people over Jareth, you should see 
her chase Dan around the apartment."
Jareth looked at me, then looked at Lauren and looked back at me.
"I'm just not having good luck today with you listinians, all of you 
are in such bad moods!" and with that he disappeared to bother some 
other poor person.
"Del, who was that?"  Lauren asked me
I looked at Dan, who had slept soundly through the whole escapade and
 sighed.
"It's a long story Lauren…"  and then I told her