A round-robbin has been going around the labyrinth fan-fic mailing 
list about someone who has stolen the goblin king's most precious
possession, a Snoopy he has slept with for about 40000 years.  The 
Snoopy keeps being passed around to all the listinians as pay back for
all the trouble Jareth has caused us over the years.
This is what happens when poor Lady Del ends up with the 
goblin king searching her room for his Snoopy
I was just sitting down to a very well earned cup of tea 
when I noticed a flash of glitter out of the corner of my eye.  
I decided to ignore it.  After all, I didn't have snoopy.  My bed may
 have more stuffed animals than people on it, but it didn't have 
Jareth's precious snoopy.
"I don't have it Jareth, I'm sorry"  I turned around to look at him 
and I saw the beginings of a tear begin to work it's way down his 
face.  In one hand was clutched a very well loved tigger doll, and the 
other hand had a Love-a-lot care bear.  He clutched the animals even 
closer to his chest as I watched him.
"Do you know where he is?"  His voice took the annoying whiny quality
 of a small child.
"No Jareth, I don't.  Believe me, If I had him I would give him to 
you just to get you out of my bedroom!"  I looked down and realized 
that I was only in my pyjamas.  An old, beat up cure shirt with 
Robert Smith's face may have been comfy, but it was showing off more 
of my thighs than I wanted the goblin king to see.  I pulled at the 
hem of the shirt, only to find that by doing that I was pulling the 
neck down even farther showing off a bit too much clevage.  "DAMN!  
Jareth, turn around for a seccond!"
"Are you getting rid of me too?"  He whined  "Everyone else has
gotten rid of me"
"No." I sighed "I'm just going to get some more clothing on, now will 
you PLEASE turn around!"  Jareth turned around and I hunted up some 
shorts.    "Okay Jareth, coast is clear."
He turned around and looked at me.  "Can I stay here tonight.
Please Lady Delirium?"
He clutched the toys even closer to him as he was talking, he was 
going to shove them into his chest cavity pretty soon.  "No one wants 
me to stay with them."
He was tempting....but having a sniffling goblin king in my bed was 
not my idea of fun for the night...and besides...my boi was coming 
over soon, how was I going to explain Jareth to him.  While I was 
thinking Jareth headed over to my stuffed animal collection on my bed and started going through it.  
"I already told you, he's not in there Jareth"
"Are you sure?"  I was going to kill him if he whined one more time!
"Yes I'm sure."  He started poking around  the rest of the stuff in 
my room.  "What do you want Jareth?"  This was getting annoying, and 
my boi was going to be here soon!
He turned to me with my dream pillow in his hands.  "Smell good"  
"You really want that Jareth?"  He nodded his head.  "You're going 
to end up looking like the junkyard goblin pretty soon!  If I give 
it to you will you leave?"  He nodded his head again.
"Okay then, it's yours.  Will you please go now!"
With another flash of glitter he was gone.
"showoff" I muttered as I went back to my bed and my tea.
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